Hey everybody!

Shit, I’m sitting here at the office tabulating all the Cali Rally craziness and let me tell you, this thing is tight. All the teams went off. There are thousands of insane photos, hours of crazy video, and some behind the scenes creepiness that you won’t be able to scrub off your brain with a metal sponge. Stay tuned, the winner will be announced this Wednesday at the Blue Beet Bar in Newport Beach, check the site for details.

Also …

As you all probably already know, the US Open is about to go crazy, and yes, i’ll be right in the middle of the mess of babes, bros, hos, and pros holding my pen out waiting for autographs from the big dogs. Actually, I’ll be running around doing interviews, doing two live Cote’s Cube shows on the beach (friday at 2:00 and saturday at 12:00). You should all come down and hang out with me! Lets party